Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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