Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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