plz talk dirty to me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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