just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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