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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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