gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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