For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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