At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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