Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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