Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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