Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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