I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize