let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Bring me that man meat
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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