but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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