Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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