i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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