haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
