Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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