I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
