and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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