well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am available for nakedness
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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