Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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