:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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