You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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