Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My dad is sitting where you rode me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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