That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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