You can't motorboat a personality
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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