I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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