3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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