Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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