I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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