I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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