Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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