and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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