There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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