i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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