you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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