There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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