I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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