quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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