Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It was a blind-side dick pic.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
