yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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