as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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