its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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