i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I need a beard to bite.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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