Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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