I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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