Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My breasts were aching with rage.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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