I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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