I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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