i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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