ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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