Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
