i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Holy shit dude........stairs
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