That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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