let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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